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"I'm playing all the right players… ..not necessarily in the right positions"…@England#England #Southgate pic.twitter.com/dALPDAMpwD

— Mr PERRINS Media Teacher (@Mr_Perrins13) June 25, 2024

Taylor Swift stuns Wembley with spine-tingling piano cover of ‘Monorail’ from ‘The Simpsons’.

“That HAS to be the next single,” said Prince William and Keir Starmer pic.twitter.com/TQiYmb7SJo

— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) June 23, 2024

🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/qkkMo8LohP

— Lady Gigi Minister for Champagne #YesScotland 🧢 (@GerriisalsoGigi) June 23, 2024

Never seen tactical voting position *as a poster* before. Lewes, E Sussex. pic.twitter.com/5UzaJCR3MT

— Rafael Behr (@rafaelbehr) June 22, 2024

I'm gonna explain to y'all why Britain considers 78°F/25°C hot. I know hot because I grew up in Texas and spent half my life in Las Vegas. So I am absolutely qualified to explain this to the rest of you who laugh at UK "heat waves".

— Josh Ellis (@jzellis) June 24, 2024

"It's a big building full of sick people, but that's not important right now" https://t.co/wKoeH4xGCG pic.twitter.com/gfzZlznUDn

— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) June 24, 2024

We are watching a major political party having a very public breakdown in real time. https://t.co/KxVB0f5puo

— Ayesha Hazarika (@ayeshahazarika) June 26, 2024

It also seems the Lib Dems can't decide if their party colour is yellow, orange, or retina-burning traffic-stopping dayglow orange.

Something to consider when Lib Dem politicians say their plans are fully costed – they've not budgeted for graphic design.

— Jason Elkin (@jasonelkin86) June 26, 2024

Can we please stop this “can I have your email for the receipt?” nonsense? It holds up the queue, you have to give out contact information in front of people, half the time the assistant gets it wrong so you end up repeating it two or three times and it’s clearly for marketing

— Ken. 🐝 (@KenSC91) June 26, 2024

A gentle reminder that the phrase 'supermajority' is meaningless in U.K. politics. There is nothing you can do with a 350-seat majority that you can't do with an 80-seat majority. https://t.co/NSHOcHq9Ot

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) June 27, 2024

Water is wet, more news at 9 https://t.co/VtMC5NC8gs

— Dan – EngineMode11 (@EngineMode11) June 27, 2024

If you are British waking up this morning, you have to breathe a sigh of relief that however grim our politics sometimes, however much we despair about our prospective leaders, we are so lucky not to be American.

— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) June 28, 2024

Respect 🫡 pic.twitter.com/d6Fv7BWnZx

— No Cats No Life (@NoCatsNoLife_m) June 28, 2024

Just heard someone on the radio from Reform saying there's no room for racists in the party.
Is there now a waiting list?

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) June 28, 2024

Frankly I don’t know why anybody of Biden or Trump’s age would *want* to be President. I’m 60 and I don’t even want to go upstairs.

— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) June 27, 2024

Government: make sure you don't fall for phishing scams from people doing fake HMRC letters.

Conservatives: here's election material made to make you think it's an HMRC letter. pic.twitter.com/uWZzfsBGTW

— Alan Beattie (@alanbeattie) June 27, 2024

Angela Rayner is going to have to get a restraining order on the dude in the Tories’ social media team who clearly has a thing for her https://t.co/q24JNkChuZ

— Ayesha Hazarika (@ayeshahazarika) June 29, 2024

Fun fact about the debate:

It’s the first time the Secret Service has allowed a convicted felon to get this close to the President of the United States.

— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) June 28, 2024

Covering parking lots with solar panels is a hell of a lot more sensible than plastering them over prime agricultural land. pic.twitter.com/66eg7dEY5n

— James Melville 🚜 (@JamesMelville) June 27, 2024

Fun Fact: Bill Clinton was elected president more than 30 years ago in 1992, and is still younger than both 2024 presidential candidates.

— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) June 28, 2024

Surgical lights cast no visible shadow pic.twitter.com/bOq1Ne5uSg

— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) June 27, 2024

No president next election, America needs to be single for a while https://t.co/5P9r0zppeq

— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) June 28, 2024

Just had my son’s birthday party.
He invited everyone in his class, his church class, teachers, piano teacher, even their siblings, everyone.

I told him most probably wouldn’t come because it’s a summer party. He said he didn’t care, he just wanted to show that when you have a… pic.twitter.com/hff1UIyqFa

— 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 (@txsalth2o) June 28, 2024

Why is nobody talking about this pic.twitter.com/DYea9Olhzi

— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) June 27, 2024

As I said on just recorded @RestIsPolitics I found this in a way even worse than the debate. @FLOTUS has to face the truth which is his reputation is at real risk. A great man who has been a good president and a brilliant public servant for more than half a century. But if he… https://t.co/kGYHBmoOUg

— ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) June 28, 2024

Shine Jesus Shine at Glastonbury

Send forth Your word, Lord, and let there be light https://t.co/apXP9mA8J2

— Adam Thomas (@AdamMerrivale) June 29, 2024

WHY we should vote 🫵🏽🗳

The final episode of 'Electile Dsyfunction' – thank you for watching and for more election bants, listen to my Radio 4 show below!https://t.co/VRJyeKgWA6 🎧🔥 pic.twitter.com/URRDVWeli7

— Munya Chawawa (@munyachawawa) June 28, 2024

I remember Cat and Dec finally kissing in SMTV Live’s final of CHUMS much better than most trees https://t.co/KnG2fUuGFF

— Sophie Hall (@SophLouiseHall) June 29, 2024

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:
"Hello, how are you today?"
"I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?"
"Madam, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.”…

— Lisa (@lisareality1) June 28, 2024